Multiculturalism Has Destroyed The British Police

Might you be one of those ambitious, clean limbed, stout hearted sort of chaps who wish to combine a healthy outdoor career with genuine social do-goodery? You are? My dear fellow! Have you perchance considered the Police Service? It could be just the place for you!

Are you 5 feet 8 inches or longer and aged between 19 and 30? Do you hold at least 5 "O" Levels including maths and English? Are you the possessor all your own teeth but not a criminal record? If so, you are qualified to attend an interview for potential recruitment to the .... Royal St Vincent and the Grenadines Police Force.